"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
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There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”
‘Put your seat belt on.’
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’
…you just gotta listen.
(via suspend)
"Be careful who you vent to."
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)
